Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
Claude Cope Pack
$69.00$78.00
Official merch · 44 products · Print-on-demand
KE Merch
Real product renders. Actually funny. The stuff you wear when Claude credits stole your wife and kids and you still shipped. Tees, hoodies, mousepads, posters, pins — production-company bar, not garage mockups. From $14.00.
A K&E Studios LLC shop · Coded by William Keenan
Print-on-demand
Made when you order — zero warehouse stock. Flat $6.50 shipping · free over $75.00.
Secure Stripe checkout
Card payments on Stripe. We never see your full card number.
Ships worldwide
Printed and dropshipped to your door. ~5–12 business days for most US orders.
Why this store exists
A live print-on-demand engine — not a warehouse
KE Merch is the public proof of the POD stack we run for product studios: catalog, custom design, Stripe checkout, auto-fulfill, tracking. Browse the jokes, or use the designer to feel the same path your store would get.
- Customize for me — one-off personal order with your text on a real blank.
- For my store — order a branded sample under your store name; same pipeline merchants use.
Customize for a single orderCustomize & order for my store
Design fee $5.00 per custom unit · ships on demand
Featured
What people actually wear
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Save $12BundlesFleet tee + standup hoodie + stickers
Ship Week Kit
$92.00$104.00
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
Claude Credits Stole My Family Tee
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
$32.00
Desk dropAccessories$28.00
Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
Second Mortgage Tee
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”
$32.00
WallAccessories$34.00
Heavy copeHoodies & crews$62.00
Ship weekTees$32.00
Collections
Shop by vibe
19 products
Claude Cope
Token debt · family court · still shipping
The emotional support line for people whose Anthropic invoice has a better credit score than they do.
16 products
Ship Week
Deploy first. Explain later.
Merch for machine-gun production: standups, fleets, forges, and the sacred art of shipping mid-meeting.
16 products
Studio Classics
Bars. Calling. Mythos.
Clean K&E identity pieces — when the joke tees are in the wash and you still need to look like the studio.
17 products
Desk Drop
Laptop armor & desk confessions
Stickers, pins, totes, mugs — the small goods that make a workstation look like a crime scene of ambition.
3 products
Bundles
Cope packs · ship kits
Curated multi-packs with built-in savings. Faster cart. More therapy jokes.
Full catalog
Everything in stock
Filter by collection, type, or vibe. Search any joke line. Cart saves in this browser.
44 products
Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
Claude Cope Pack
$69.00$78.00
Save $12BundlesFleet tee + standup hoodie + stickers
Ship Week Kit
$92.00$104.00
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
Claude Credits Stole My Family Tee
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
$32.00
Desk dropAccessories$28.00
Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
Second Mortgage Tee
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”
$32.00
WallAccessories$34.00
Heavy copeHoodies & crews$62.00
Ship weekTees$32.00
Tees$32.00
NewTeesShe recommended a spending limit. I recommended Opus.
Therapist Knows My Claude Bill Tee
“I told my therapist about my Claude bill”
$32.00
Ship energyHoodies & crews$58.00
Desk dropAccessories$34.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
NewTees$32.00
Hats$28.00
TeesThe agents sleep. I don’t.
Swarm Work-Life Balance Tee
“My swarm has better work-life balance than me”
$32.00
Longsleeves$38.00
Best valueStickersLaptop confessions
Founder Coping Stickers
$14.00
Hats$28.00
Accessories$26.00
Accessories$14.00
Accessories$22.00
Accessories$22.00
Save $10BundlesMug + stickers + pin + tote
Desk Starter Kit
$64.00$74.00
Bottoms$48.00
Hats$26.00
Socks$18.00
Hoodies & crews$58.00
Accessories$24.00
Tees$32.00
Hoodies & crews$54.00
Tees$30.00
Tees$32.00
Hats$28.00
Accessories$24.00
AccessoriesMetal receipt
KE Bars Pin
$14.00
Size guide
Unisex tees & hoodies. Measurements are approximate garment specs (chest is circumference). Prefer oversized? Size up one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 34–36" | 27" |
| S | 36–38" | 28" |
| M | 38–40" | 29" |
| L | 42–44" | 30" |
| XL | 46–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50–52" | 32" |
FAQ
Why does this store exist?
KE Merch is a live showcase of our print-on-demand capability — the same pipeline product studios get. Browse the catalog, customize a one-off for yourself, or order a sample branded for your store to see design → pay → print → ship end to end.
Can I put my own text / logo on a product?
Yes. Use Customize for a single personal order, or “For my store” to tag the order with your brand name and URL. There’s a small design fee on custom units; shipping is the same as catalog merch.
Is this print-on-demand / dropshipping?
Yes. Apparel, mugs, totes, stickers, and most SKUs are printed and shipped on demand after Stripe payment clears. No warehouse inventory — each order is made for you. A few items (enamel pins) may still ship studio-side.
When do you ship?
Most items print in 2–5 business days, then carriers take 3–7 days in the US (longer internationally). Expect roughly 5–12 business days door-to-door for most US orders.
What countries do you ship to?
US, Canada, UK, and Australia at checkout. Need somewhere else? Email william@kestudios.dev.
How does free shipping work?
Flat $6.50 at checkout, free over $75. Production is already baked into product pricing.
Can I change size after ordering?
Email william@kestudios.dev within a few hours with your Stripe session id — if production hasn’t started, we can cancel and recreate. Once printing starts, sizes are locked.
Are the jokes… okay?
They’re absurdist founder humor about AI spend and ship culture — not real family advice. If a line isn’t your vibe, the Studio Classics collection is clean identity merch.
Bulk / team / conference orders?
Yes. Email william@kestudios.dev with quantities and a deadline. We can do custom lines for your forge / fleet too.
Returns?
Defects and misprints: we replace. Unworn wrong-size: contact us within 14 days — on-demand items may be exchanged case-by-case. Final sale on stickers and opened packs.
Who fulfills this?
K&E Studios LLC sells the merch (Stripe). Our print-on-demand network prints and dropships most orders worldwide. You get tracking when the job ships.
Customize · teams · bulk
Your design. Our POD.
One-off personal pieces, samples for your store, conference packs, or employee drops — same print-on-demand pipeline. No warehouse on your side.