Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
Claude Cope Pack
$69.00$78.00
Official merch · 42 products · Print-on-demand
KE Merch
Real product renders. Actually funny. The stuff you wear when Claude credits stole your wife and kids and you still shipped. Tees, hoodies, mousepads, posters, pins — production-company bar, not garage mockups. From $12.00.
A K&E Studios LLC shop · Coded by William Keenan
Print-on-demand dropship
Printful prints & ships each order. Flat $6.50 at checkout · free over $75.00.
Secure Stripe checkout
Card payments on Stripe. We never see your full card number.
Made when you order
No dead stock. ~5–12 business days door-to-door for most US orders.
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Save $12BundlesFleet tee + standup hoodie + stickers
Ship Week Kit
$92.00$104.00
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
Claude Credits Stole My Family Tee
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
$32.00
Desk dropAccessories$28.00
Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
Second Mortgage Tee
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”
$32.00
WallAccessories$34.00
Heavy copeHoodies & crews$62.00
Ship weekTees$32.00
Collections
Shop by vibe
17 products
Claude Cope
Token debt · family court · still shipping
The emotional support line for people whose Anthropic invoice has a better credit score than they do.
15 products
Ship Week
Deploy first. Explain later.
Merch for machine-gun production: standups, fleets, forges, and the sacred art of shipping mid-meeting.
16 products
Studio Classics
Bars. Calling. Mythos.
Clean K&E identity pieces — when the joke tees are in the wash and you still need to look like the studio.
14 products
Desk Drop
Laptop armor & desk confessions
Stickers, pins, totes, mugs — the small goods that make a workstation look like a crime scene of ambition.
4 products
Bundles
Cope packs · ship kits
Curated multi-packs with built-in savings. Faster cart. More therapy jokes.
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42 products
Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
Claude Cope Pack
$69.00$78.00
Save $12BundlesFleet tee + standup hoodie + stickers
Ship Week Kit
$92.00$104.00
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
Claude Credits Stole My Family Tee
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
$32.00
Desk dropAccessories$28.00
Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
Second Mortgage Tee
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”
$32.00
WallAccessories$34.00
Heavy copeHoodies & crews$62.00
Ship weekTees$32.00
Tees$32.00
NewTeesShe recommended a spending limit. I recommended Opus.
Therapist Knows My Claude Bill Tee
“I told my therapist about my Claude bill”
$32.00
Ship energyHoodies & crews$58.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
Tees$32.00
NewTees$32.00
Hats$28.00
TeesThe agents sleep. I don’t.
Swarm Work-Life Balance Tee
“My swarm has better work-life balance than me”
$32.00
Longsleeves$38.00
Best valueStickersLaptop confessions
Founder Coping Stickers
$14.00
Hats$28.00
Accessories$26.00
Accessories$14.00
Accessories$22.00
Accessories$22.00
Save $10BundlesMug + stickers + pin + tote
Desk Starter Kit
$64.00$74.00
ClassicTees$32.00
Hoodies & crews$58.00
Tees$32.00
Hoodies & crews$54.00
Tees$30.00
Tees$32.00
Hats$28.00
Save $8BundlesBars tee + cap + classic stickers
Studio Essentials
$62.00$70.00
StickersBars · Dev OS · calling
Studio Mark Stickers
$12.00
Accessories$24.00
AccessoriesMetal receipt
KE Bars Pin
$14.00
Size guide
Unisex tees & hoodies. Measurements are approximate garment specs (chest is circumference). Prefer oversized? Size up one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 34–36" | 27" |
| S | 36–38" | 28" |
| M | 38–40" | 29" |
| L | 42–44" | 30" |
| XL | 46–48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50–52" | 32" |
FAQ
Is this print-on-demand / dropshipping?
Yes. Apparel, mugs, totes, stickers, and most SKUs print and ship on demand via Printful after Stripe payment clears. No warehouse inventory — each order is made for you. A few items (enamel pins) may still ship studio-side.
When do you ship?
Printful typically prints in 2–5 business days, then carriers take 3–7 days US (longer internationally). Expect roughly 5–12 business days door-to-door for most US orders.
What countries do you ship to?
US, Canada, UK, and Australia at checkout (Printful global network). Need somewhere else? Email william@kestudios.dev.
How does free shipping work?
We still show a simple flat $6.50 at checkout (free over $75). Printful’s production cost is covered in product pricing.
Can I change size after ordering?
Email william@kestudios.dev within a few hours with your Stripe session id — if Printful hasn’t started the job, we can cancel/recreate. Once printing starts, sizes are locked.
Are the jokes… okay?
They’re absurdist founder humor about AI spend and ship culture — not real family advice. If a line isn’t your vibe, the Studio Classics collection is clean identity merch.
Bulk / team / conference orders?
Yes. Email william@kestudios.dev with quantities and a deadline. We can do custom lines for your forge / fleet too.
Returns?
Defects and Printful misprints: we replace. Unworn wrong-size: contact us within 14 days — POD items may be exchanged case-by-case. Final sale on stickers and opened packs.
Who fulfills this?
K&E Studios LLC sells the merch (Stripe). Printful print-on-demand facilities print and dropship most orders worldwide. You get tracking when the job ships.
Teams & bulk
Custom forge lines
Conference packs, employee drops, or “what does your forge look like?” team tees — we can print custom.
Email the studio