Desk Drop

Desk confessional · extended

“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”

Frame the thesis

“We found our calling”

Structured debt, unstructured sleep

“Claude bill”

Laptop confessions

Do not disturb · spawning

“in a fleet”

Bring snacks. Leave dignity.

“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”

Not a deck. Not a demo.

“receipt”

11oz of financial awareness

“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”

This coffee could have been a fleet

“This meeting could have been a fleet”

Mug + stickers + pin + tote

Structured dad hat

“KE”

Bars · Dev OS · calling

Haul the forge

“K&E”

Metal receipt