Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers

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Nine vinyl stickers: Claude credits stole my wife and kids · second mortgage · could’ve been a fleet · 250 agents still DIY · forge is autogenerating · fable off · wrapper · deployed during standup · Claude bill. Waterproof. Emotionally accurate.
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Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
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Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”