Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
Collection · 17 products
Token debt · family court · still shipping
The emotional support line for people whose Anthropic invoice has a better credit score than they do.
17 products in Claude Cope
Save $9BundlesFamily tee + mortgage tee + stickers
BestsellerTeesThey took the minivan. I kept the API key.
“Claude credits stole my wife and kids”
Desk dropAccessories
Fan favoriteTeesClaude said yes. The bank… also said yes.
“I took out a second mortgage for Claude credits”
Heavy copeHoodies & crews
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NewTeesShe recommended a spending limit. I recommended Opus.
“I told my therapist about my Claude bill”
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Hats
Best valueStickersLaptop confessions
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