Ship Week

Fleet tee + standup hoodie + stickers

This meeting is a P0 anti-pattern

“This meeting could have been a fleet”

Sorry — what was the blocker?

“I deployed to prod during standup”

250 agents. One ego.

“I have 250 agents and I still did it myself”

Love is free. Inference isn’t.

“Built with love and $4k in tokens”

Please hold

“Please hold — my forge is autogenerating”

Audit complete. Fiction declined.

“Switched the fable off”

Meta, but soft

“Everything is a wrapper (including this shirt)”

Sorry, were you saying something?

“Sorry I was talking to 47 agents”

The agents sleep. I don’t.

“My swarm has better work-life balance than me”

ops page energy

“ops: please stop the agents”

Do not disturb · spawning

“in a fleet”

Not a deck. Not a demo.

“receipt”

This coffee could have been a fleet

“This meeting could have been a fleet”

Cadence you can wear

“Machine-gun production”